All The Things She Said

Have you ever thought about all the things you'd like to say but were too afraid to?
Maybe you just wanted to respond in a witty way but couldn't think of anything then and there?

I know I have done both of the above. So I decided to write down all the things I wish I had said.

Here goes...

- I hate that outfit you just showed me! I will not buy it even if it is cheap. Look at it, the design is disgusting!
(I sincerely wish I never bought the outfit. It was some terrible White skirt and top thing. Completely hideous, never worn, got deleted.)

- I know you're lying to me. You already admitted it by everything you just said.

- OMG you are fucking stupid!!
(In my defence I had just explained how things worked and didn't work... Guess you had to be there.)

- I don't believe you when you tell me I'm the only one.

- you won't leave SL if we break up, so what you have just said is a lie. It's a bad one too. Try something more original next time.

- really, I don't like being crowded. If I wanted to spend all my time with you I would.

- stop telling me what I should and should not do!

- instead of staring at my boobs while they bounce, can you actually listen to what I just said?

- friends are meant to be there for each other. Since you have no concept of this and have ended our friendship because she doesn't like me, I hope you miss me. You'll never have my friendship again.

- oh, that's what your penis looks like. You might want to match the colours better.

- your friends are important, but if you want me back you have to prove it. After what you did you owe me at least that much.

- oh, I keep you out of trouble? That's great, stop being a dickhead and playing everyone and you'll stay out of trouble on your own.

- look, if all you're going to do is bitch about how rude people are and how they're not wearing your group tag, then I'm going to fuck off and not return. Venting is different to what you're doing, mate.

- oh, you have a new account because of "too much drama"? Great, but it's pretty obvious you're only interested in playing a whole lot of girls. Nice try though.

- look, mate, just because the pixel hair is blonde doesn't mean you have to speak to me like I'm stupid. Arrogant prick.

- no, I don't dance with noobs.

- I really don't care if you are having technical issues. I'm not a tech, go google the fix.

And the last thing I wish I had said:

- You lied, you cheated, you were overbearing and jealous, you used me and ignored me. You would guilt trip me if someone even talked to me. You went off the rails when someone hit on me even when I politely declined all their advances. You didn't trust me, yet unlike you, I was faithful. I don't hate you, I resent you.


Maybe next time someone says something I'll be able to refer to this and say what I can't think of on the spot!