Save The Drama For Your Mama!

Drama, drama everywhere, where to turn, nobody cares.

So many people in SL have something like this in their profiles:

I hate drama. If you cause any drama you will be deleted.

Now, that's all fine, I totally and completely understand the need for a major lack of drama! Especially in our SL when most of us (or maybe just me) have a lot of drama in their real lives.
Of course, sometimes drama is unavoidable and must be dealt with. Urgh.

The thing that really doesn't make sense is when people talk with you (yeah, this is rare for me since I'm too scary to talk to!) and one of the first things they say is "I hate drama", then proceed to go into a long account of why they hate it, who was involved and what happened!
I'm not sure if they realise it, but what they've just done is started more drama!!

*Head desk*

I had yet another experience like this lately, thus the post about it.

Am I dense and miss the point of this whole little drama clique? Or is there actually some legitimate reason behind my confusion?

Well, anyway, my solution to anyone who says/does the above is to tell them they're making the drama worse. Perhaps not the best way to go about it, but it is effective. Sometimes all people need is someone telling them something for the realisation to kick in.
Sometimes they just start yelling at you for calling a spade, well, a spade.

Each to their own and all that junk. Long live fun and good chats!